Friday, June 14, 2019

I Swear, She's Trying to Kill Me

This "Summer Retirement" thing ain't workin' out. She's got me tillin'. She's got me mowin'. She's got me weedin'. She's got me waterin'. Today she made me build a gawd-damned door! From scratch!

 She's really cutting into my porn-viewing time.

It's no wonder I had a dream last night that I was back to work.


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