Friday, July 7, 2017

How "Cornfield Internet" Works

Normally, you just type your shit, and it flies through the skies magically. Well, here in the cornfield it works a little differently.

You see, I have to type my shit, add the links to songs, and then record that onto a thumb drive, whereby the village idiot has to run it in to town (by foot, coz let's face it, he IS the village idiot), where another Bone-Dancin' lover takes it to his/her mother's basement to be uploaded for you, my fellow music lovers. It's a tedious, time-consuming process, but it gets the job done. There it is. Now the secret's out -- Now you know why there's no fresh music thread every night.

Occasionally my home-made wok with a duct-taped TV antenna gets me online, but rarely. Mostly I break into my neighbor's homes and use their computers, but that's starting to get risky. Also, every time a pet dies, the passwords get changed. It's very frustrating.

So back to the topic at hand. It's rainin' like hell here tonight, and expected to go on all night. The village idiot don't run worth a shit in the rain, so I assume I'll be here sparsely.

Anyway...

I ran across this guy a little bit ago, and plan to check him out tonight, assuming the village idiot wears his runnin' shoes.

Make me look good, Donny.

Steve Vai:





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