How to Make yer Missus Happy

Step 1.) Instead of having your mistress make the bed after doing the nasty, have her fix that damned pesky kitchen faucet.

Stay tuned for step 2.

Moving on, I accidentally caused computer #2 to become a boat anchor by Dancin' in the Minefield, which drug computer # 1 into suicide mode. Now, considering that computer # 4 is just a paperweight that I let Mrs. 17 use for her flight of fantasy on Friday nights, I had to lean on computer #3, which never lets me down. So thanks to an old E-machine, and of course the fact that I'm a "stable genius", all is well.

Moving on some more, did you know today would have been Steve Gaines' birthday?

I'll allow everthing but "Freebird".