Tough Day, Huh?

Friday the 13th. Did I ever tell you the story of how I broke my little baby girl's arm?

Full Moon. Did I ever tell you the story of what'll happen to me at midnight?

Eddie Money died today, at 70. He musta been a werewolf.

And my antivirus tells me it's "International Chocolate Day". Just finished a whole cake and will probably die from a stake through the heart.

Do with it what you will.