Friday, August 16, 2019

Meet a Dugger

I'm the Dugar that the media never talks about. I've got 8 children. My newest came last night. So now I have 9.

I'm a very fertile man, and every time I've brought a new one into the home, I was supposed to get rid of one. Well, I didn't live up to that commitment.

But now that, as of last night, I can proudly announce the birth of another baby, I must fulfill my commitment.

3 of my children will be thrown in the trash. Let the landfill eat them. Gawd Bless the little children.

2 of my children have earned their spot to be encapsolated in the closet. Gawd Bless the little children.

I feel this is the beginning of a slippery slope. Next thing you know, she'll be throwing out my things when I die.



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