Disclosure

So I'm checkin' out this porn vid, and the 2nd thing (or was it the 3rd?) that I notice is tonight's featured tune in the background. (Really, honey. I don't know what I might have clicked on. Must be a virus!)

A-searchin' I go to find the name or the artist, but it rarely works that way in porn (or so I'm told).

Now I'm wonderin', and it hits me! "Hey Siri, what's this song?"

Turns out Siri knows alot about porn apparently, because I swear she was havin' an orgasm when she shot back with; "Ooh! I know this one! It's Ex Machina by George Gousis!"

Poor Siri's got her work cut out for her now, so any slowdowns you suffer can be blamed on me.

The moral of the story? Be smart like Siri and get great tunes by watching more porn.

(Insert horny winking drooling smiley face here)

Oh. Almost forgot. Smokin' Purple Jager tonight.